• me addressing serious topics: yo that's wild
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    nursary:

    first date with me is watching shrek and then i fight you during the credits

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    FILED UNDER -about me

    paletropic:

    young god / halsey

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    FILED UNDER -THEY KEPE GETING WORSEI DONT KNO HOW TO FHNCTIONTHIS ONE RUINED SPONGEBOBIm moVING TO GUAM I DONT EVEN NEED 1DHQ TO SEND ME THERE IM LEAVING@vanessA

    yikeshalsey:

    Coming Down // Halsey

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    FILED UNDER -NOOOO OHMY god IM DO NE@vanessaIM SO FUCKING DONE IM BYE

    me when I hear my neighbor with the Trump 2016 lawn sign screaming for help

    mens-rights-activia:

    image
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  • her: come over
  • me: i can't my dog just fell asleep on my lap
  • her: my parents aren't home
  • me: he is ASLEEP
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    FILED UNDER -me
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    O2